bad habits

It occured to me on Sunday, when you had shoved a cell phone down another woman's blouse, that I may have taught you some bad habits. You have seen your momma on far too many occasion run out places to hold cell phones, and not so discretely tuck them in her shirt.

I also wonder if i had an influence, some way or another, with you coloring on my bath tub?

Or insiting on wearing glasses to watch movies?

How about enjoying the nude after a shower?

Or playing with your food, rather than eating it?

Spending saturday mornings in bed til noon?

I would love to take credit for your love of sweeping, but am afraid I cant.

And you have recently gotten in a habit of lifting woman's dresses and skirts for fun too. I choose to not take any credit for that!